That moment when you park your car on campus and plan to sit in it before your next class…and then realize the girl in the car next to you is doing the same thing. And she’s in your class.

You weren’t the first page of
My book, But since coming
Into it, I’d be damned if you
Weren’t on every page, In
Every sentence, Until the very
Last word.

Gabriel Kawczynski  (via jennayliu)

(Source: thewordsyouhear)

amazingphanonfire:

i will fucking murder any guy who ‘asks out a girl as a dare’ do you know how painful that is oh well you don’t you will when i fucking gut out your insides thank you v much 

I got home from work today, and my dog was outside and jumped in my car like we were about to go for a ride.

I got home from work today, and my dog was outside and jumped in my car like we were about to go for a ride.

I swear to god my coworker just told me he’s horny and walked out to go to the bathroom
What